During the Depression, churches struggled for support, since so many people were out of work.

One Sunday, a pastor decided on a new approach. Whoever contributed the most could select the hymns. The winner was a single lady who immediately stood, pointed her finger and said, “I want him, him, and him.” Many jokes are made about singles wanting to get married. One single guy picked up the phone and said, “Yes, I’ll marry you. Who is this?”