When a hunter in Kentucky had his cap shot right off the top of his head during deer season, he made a hunting suit from black and white awning cloth. The first time he wore it, he was shot! At the inquest, the judge told the other hunter that he was not being charged, but it did seem strange to him that he had shot a hunter dressed in black and white stripes. How could anyone mistake him for a deer? The hunter then replied that he didn’t mistake him for a deer at all; he thought he was a zebra. That is life. Just when you think you have it all under control, someone shoots you for the wrong reason.
I have been shot with criticism by some people and shot with rejection by others. But what is tough is when you get fried in your own grease — when you shoot yourself in the foot. Let me explain.
I was flying through El Paso to Albuquerque to speak on a Saturday night. When our flight arrived in El Paso, the monitor showed that my connecting flight was delayed. Since I am a psychologist, I got out my Bible and studied so the church people would think I knew what I was talking about. I did glance up to see that the flight was delayed again. I must have been pretty preoccupied with studying. I didn’t pay attention to the fact that there were two flights on the board, and I was looking at the wrong flight.
Thinking I still had plenty of time, I returned to studying. Thirty minutes later, I checked the board more carefully and realized that Albuquerque was not on the board at all (not a good sign when you are flying). I ran to the counter and asked what had happened to the Albuquerque flight. The lady told me that it had just taken off, and if I looked out the window I could watch it fly away.
I had that awful sinking feeling. I have been delayed from cancelled flights, mechanical problems and even when a crew didn’t show up. I have never missed the flight due to stupidity. The lady told me they had announced the flight several times and actually called my name over the loudspeaker twice. I could not believe it. This really is a simple process. You find the city, you find the gate, you look at the time, and you get on the plane. There is no one to blame. The pilot was not trying to make me look bad. I know it wasn’t personal. The airlines will leave anyone who doesn’t get on the plane. I then asked her when the next flight departed for Albuquerque. It was five hours later.
With a bruised ego I realized that I had to call to let them know that my IQ score came back negative. I sat in the El Paso airport all afternoon. By the way, if you get a chance to do that, I would pass it up. I decided to skip the two-hour trip to beautiful and historic Juarez. I sat there all afternoon knowing I had the ticket, the power and the opportunity to speak; yet I missed it. I missed it not because I was doing bad things. I wasn’t hanging around the golf shop lusting after a new driver. I wasn’t eating donuts in the coffee shop. I was preparing, studying to speak in a church while the loudspeaker called my name; yet I continued to read my Bible.
It makes me wonder if what happened to me at the airport also happens in my spiritual life. We spend time reading the Word of God and don’t hear the voice of God. We get so comfortable in the waiting room that we don’t move to the living room. Maybe we need to interact with God in a different way. We read about Him and we talk to Him, but we might want to concentrate on listening to Him.
By the way, it was my missing the plane that allowed a young speaker to have the biggest opportunity of his life. My mess-up became his miracle. Security is knowing that God speaks to and through other people besides me — which means instead of worrying for five hours in the airport, I should have bought a donut and gone to the golf shop.